National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...