The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...