The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...