Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...