Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...