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Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
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Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
19 putdowns and rejections!
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