The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...