I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...