Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...