Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...