Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...