I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...