Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...