Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...