Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...