Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...