Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...