A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...