Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...