How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...