Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...