Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...