Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...