Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...