Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...