Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...