Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...