Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...