Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
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First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Buy alligator shoes
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The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...