Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...