You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...