Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...