An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...