Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...