Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...