What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
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Why Name Penises
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Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
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A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
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Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
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Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
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Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Worm your way out of that one!
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