The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...