While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
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There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
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An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
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HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...