Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...