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Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Daughter in college
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Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...