The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!