Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...