Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...