The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...