Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...