A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...