Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...