I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...