Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...