This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...