Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...